As I prepare to celebrate 20 years of wedded bliss(to the same man, mind you-lol) I am reminded of the old advice, when you get married, you also marry the family. Hubby Todd not being a conventional man, took that a step further.
I’d prided myself on never having seen this particular doctor before. You know the one I mean. Yes, I’m talking proctologist. With the numerous surgeries I had under my belt one would think I’d be short on dignity, but it’s amazing how desperately you’ll try to find a shred of it while perched on your knees, your dress over your head, and your backside facing the North Star.
Hubby, Todd and son, Jack recently attended their first celebrity golf tournament, The Honda Classic. They were ecstatic about getting up close and personal with the golf greats—Rory, Phil, Ernie, and of course, Tiger. They may have left as men, but they arrived as… greens groupies. Sunburned, sweaty, with souvenirs in hand, they babbled enthusiastically about “the experience” that I can unequivocally declare was, “The best day of Todd’s en-tire life!”
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