Tag Archives: Funny

Squeezed Out

Posted on July 20, 2014 by Mellie Justad

“What’s wrong with butthole, everybody’s got one,” said Big Don my latest dream date with a look of total surprise on his face. I watched in horror as Mama spewed her wine across her fancy linen tablecloth, and Daddy nearly … Continue reading →

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Regardless of What You’ve Heard..Frog Giggin’ Ain’t Romantic!

Posted on July 5, 2014 by Mellie Justad

Ice-cold watermelon, front porch swings, barefootin,’ and catching lightning bugs in a jar. Ah, the “frog days” of summer. Frog days? Did I say frog days? You bet I did!

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The Write Way

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Mellie Justad

Last week I was to attend a writers conference and sign a few books, but unfortunately I came down with a nasty bout of diverticulitis and couldn’t attend. Bummer. Had it been anything like my last conference it would have … Continue reading →

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